1. You’ll only see porn when you want to.
Sick of seeing pornographic pop-ups all over your computer while you’re helping your daughter with a research project? Since Firefox blocks pop-ups, you won’t get tons of porn in your face when you’re least expecting it. On the flip side, since Firefox stops spyware from taking over your computer, there will be nothing to slow you down when you go and look for porn.
2. Your kids will only see porn when they want to.
Sorry, buddy… the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
7. It will make Bill Gates soooooooooo mad.
Seriously– super, super mad. And even more than Bill, let’s think about Steve “I’m going to fucking kill Google” Ballmer for a second (actual quote). If there’s anyone that’s going to absolutely blow a gasket when they see this website, it will be him. (video proof of Steve Ballmer being a crazy, sweaty man.)
10. It’s like switching from dating a 14-year-old to dating an 18-year-old.
…for a 16 year old, we mean. You know, it’s a win-win.
12. More effective than throwing pies.
Switching to Firefox works better than throwing a pie in Bill Gates’ face. Pies just make him more determined, but Firefox steals his mojo.
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